Sunday, October 27, 2013

"The Spirits of Detroit" press release

 
       
 "The Spirits of Detroit" promotional image       photo by Derek Quint

All information and photography on this page may be freely used by journalists, bloggers, periodicals, websites, etc. for featuring, mentioning, promoting, and/or critiquing of the Addovolt Productions short documentary "The Spirits of Detroit" by director Derek Quint.

The documentary is right HERE on Youtube.
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With its deep and unique history, it should come as no surprise that the Motor City supposedly has its fair share of things that go bump in the night.

Independent filmmaker, Derek Quint (a native of Detroit suburb, Allen Park), decided to unearth some of the local lore.  His short, 12-minute documentary, "The Spirits of Detroit", is now up on Youtube and can be watched for free by anyone online.  Simply Google "spirits of detroit documentary" and it pops up easily.

"For a long time, I had wanted to do a project centered around Detroit and, on the other hand, I also wanted to do something along the lines of those paranormal documentaries that I enjoy watching on TV," said Quint, "so I decided to do a short paranormal documentary about Detroit.  My aim was to make something fun, informative, and easy to watch, like an old episode of 'Unsolved Mysteries'.  I grew up hearing and reading about Detroit ghosts and urban myths.  You can find all kinds of weird stories about this area."

Although exploring those spooky tales and shooting his film was an enjoyable experience, Quint says that the most rewarding part of the project was learning about Detroit's rich history.  "Within the first few days of making this, it became pretty clear that this project was really all about research.  Once you begin understanding the geography and background of this city, its legends start to make more sense," Quint said.

"The Spirits of Detroit" is narrated by Chris Chavez and features original music compositions by Chad Nini and Kodjo Atiogbe.

"The Spirits of Detroit" promotional image       photo by Derek Quint

Chris Chavez does double-duty as the narrator of "The Spirits of Detroit" documentary while also portraying a member of the Purple Gang.     photo by Derek Quint

"The Spirits of Detroit" promotional image       photo by Derek Quint

Michael Marius Massett portrays Le Nain Rouge, or The Red Dwarf, an impish creature that supposedly brings mayhem to the Motor City.     photo by Derek Quint

Lauren Hearter portrays a mournful, symbolic figure in "The Spirits of Detroit" documentary.    photo by Derek Quint

"The Spirits of Detroit" promotional image          photo by Derek Quint

Sunday, March 17, 2013

"Buckles and Bread Bowls: a Renaissance Faire in North America" short documentary



First of all, you can watch it right HERE.
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I had no idea what I was doing.  That's probably pretty obvious when you watch it.

"Buckles and Bread Bowls" was shot a long time ago.  Something like....2009, maybe?

At any rate, it had been a while between when I actually shot the footage for it and when I finished the editing/uploaded it on Youtube.

Why so long?

Because I was just joking around when I brought the camera to the Bristol Renaissance Faire that day way back when.  I had another project to do coming up (it may have been "Danse Macabre" but I'm not sure....) and my camera had been acting weird ever since we had shot "Go Ask Alice In Wonderland".  During "Alice", we were out in some unpleasant conditions (a heavy rain storm, a dusty/buggy/dirty forest, etc. and according to my mom, the vengeful ghost of Lewis Carroll) and the camera was never quite the same after that; it was acting up in strange and random ways no matter how much it was cleaned.  I was stressed out about it and I wanted to make sure that the camera would (probably?) be able to survive another entire shoot.  So I brought it to the Renaissance Faire to see if it still had enough go-power to make it through.

It did.  I noticed that the tapes would, every once in a while, drop a frame or whatever and the mic would get wonky when loud, sudden audio shifts took place (like an old person, basically) but it seemed to be okay enough.  Another cleaning and it would suffice--that was my logic.  I must have been right since the "Danse" footage turned out fine in the long run.

Truthfully, "Buckles and Bread Bowls" was just a camera test and an editing exercise (I was trying to familiarize myself better with my editing software during that time too).  When watching the footage--which turned out to be very fun and interesting--I thought to myself:  "Well, hell, this would make a decent little documentary.  Might as well...."

And here we are.

But why did "Buckles" take so long to sign-seal-deliver?

I was working on other stuff.  There was always some other (more important) project popping up, cutting in line in front of it.  Other documentary projects, other short films, adventures with The Baby Magic.  Poor, neglected "Buckles and Bread Bowls".  Now, finally, it's online and thankfully I can clear all the raw footage from it out of my computer (good).

The amazing, talented people who were generous enough to give me a moment of their time deserve a big, fat THANK YOU for putting up with me and answering whatever (less than brilliant) questions that I threw at them.  They were all extremely cool, willing sports.  So, again, ladies and gentlemen who were in this silly documentary THANK YOU A BUNCH.  And thanks a bunch also to Lauren Hearter (who did a beautiful job narrating it and completely understood the tone that I was going for).

Fantasy is important.

As a documentarian, I'm really fortunate that there are enough imaginative, open-minded individuals around who are somehow able to merge their creative talents together in order to bring things like Renaissance Festivals to life.  These fantastic people--with their costumes, crafts, and performances--are truly inspiring and awe-striking.

"Buckles and Bread Bowls:  a Renaissance Faire in North America" premiered online Saint Patrick's Day 2013.

More images from this documentary are below.







Tuesday, October 30, 2012

"The Spirits of Detroit" short documentary


What goes bump in the night in the Motor City?

Well.....probably many things.....

But I'm referring to the ghosts, phantoms, and ghoulish creatures that may be lurking inside the abandoned factories, in the woods, and through the outskirts of town.

Watch "The Spirits of Detroit", a short documentary, right HERE.

"The Spirits of Detroit" was written and directed by Derek Quint through Addovolt Productions and narrated by Chris Chavez.  It features original music compositions by Chad Nini and Kodjo Atiogbe.

The film premiered online October 30th, 2012.  It has been featured on Mysterious Heartland, Unearthly News, Unexplained Mysteries, Timothy Yohe's Paranormal Insights, Paranormal Globe, Midwestern Gothic, Legends of America, the News-Herald, and Creepy Pasta among other publications.

The press release for this project is HERE.
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I'm from Metro Detroit and I've wanted to do something Detroit-oriented for a long time.

For a while, I've also wanted to make a very traditional ghost documentary like the kind that my family and I enjoy watching on The History Channel or on PBS or "Unsolved Mysteries"--a project along those lines.

So I made a documentary about ghosts in Detroit.  Two birds with one stone.



Sometimes I like to be traditional, and fit within a certain tonal framework, which is what I was aiming for with this project.

I wanted to maintain that particular sensibility that those television paranormal documentaries have.  How do I put it....?

They're always pretty informative and fascinating.  But deeply nerdy too.  You can count on some history and legends getting mixed up together.  These kinds of documentaries are somewhat melancholic but also whimsical and absurd.



It was easy to hit upon all of those qualities with the material that I had to work with regarding Detroit and its ghostlore.

Detroit is unusual even by local-interest paranormal standards.  You could encounter African relics that move by themselves, Native American demons, and Red Dwarves alongside traditional, mysterious men in suits and White Ladies.

Detroit has some good stuff to talk about if you're into these kinds of things.



There are MANY legends and ghost stories circulating around this city.  In "The Spirits of Detroit", I've tackled only a small number of them.  There are always more to do.  This project is in the public domain so, if any one wants to take the torch and do a "Spirits of Detroit" part II, that would be amazing!

I had to specifically pick and choose which stories to discuss and portray.  There are a bunch of creepy tales what we never got to take on (we didn't have the time and money to do everything) so I had to reign it in and decide where to put the cap on this project.  Fortunately, we were able to do my favorite legends and the ones that seem to be the most infamous and important around Detroit (i.e. the Nain Rouge).


It was a fun little project to make and I hope that you enjoy watching it.

Thursday, September 6, 2012

How Do You Solve A Problem Like "Bianca"?


Advertising?  Guerrilla screenings downtown?  Torture bondage, "Clockwork Orange"-style viewing?

No one watches "Bianca".  And, yes, this is a sensitive subject (but that doesn't mean that we can't make fun of it).

The other projects, as far as bare bones/not-overannouncing-them-to-friends-and-relatives-via-Facebook/not-being-annoying/not-becoming-a-pest-about-them, etc. are doing fine.

People don't watch my projects as much as they watch the videos of Justin Bieber and Keyboard Cat.  I don't get millions of hits.  I'm just a simple, straight-up indie filmmaker with no corporate backing and my projects just aren't of a viral nature (maybe I'm okay with that....).  I usually don't even advertise them.  That has to change with projects coming up.  My era of not-advertising is coming to a close--I have some important projects coming up and taking the slacker approach to announcing them is not in the cards.

When it all comes down to it, I make independent art films. As pretentious as that sounds.  If we had to sum it up in a sentence, though, I think that saying "He makes independent art films." cuts to the truth of it and makes things quite clear.

People don't watch my projects and email their friends about them with an LOLZ in the subject line.  That's not the kind of stuff that I do.  Plus, I'm not a scenester and I'm not a chatty kathy when it comes to my personal life nor my life within the indie film community (from a survival standpoint, I do realize that I have to "put myself out there" more for a number of different reasons).  I have a small bit of a base (for which I am extremely grateful) and they tend to have certain personality types that are kind of similar to my own.  Which makes sense.

"Salome" gets watched, "Danse Macabre" gets watched, the newer music videos are doing fine for being true indies.  Things are on the upswing and people seem to be enthusiastic and curious about forthcoming projects which is a great thing.

But then there's "Bianca".  The big project from last year.  It was long, exhausting, and cost 3 times as much as I thought it would.  It was supposed to be a short but then it almost ended up being a kind of abbreviated feature length.  It was a tiring and humbling experience.

Only about 100 hits as of this time.  Oh dear....

Is it because it's 5 parts?  Is it because it's not bite-sized and you're sort of forced to invest in 5 segments in order to fully understand the story?  And you don't want to time-invest in a 5-part indie project if you have no idea what you're getting yourself into?  Yes?

I think that that may have something to do with it.  But, truthfully, I have no idea what went wrong in that arena.  Obviously I didn't advertise "Bianca" at all or, just through sheer mathematics, I would have higher viewings for it.  Maybe what bothers me is that I think that, perhaps, people just aren't into "Bianca".  I hate to say it but that hurts my feelings (all sympathy cards and muffin baskets can be sent to Warner Avenue in Chicago).

"Bianca" is actually pretty cute, strange, and funny.  It's indie as hell and a bit rough around the edges in some parts (the restaurant scene) but it's a good little story and it's enjoyable.  The performances are strong.

But, yeah, "Bianca" is an odd duck.  I realize that.

If you read all about the Making Of and why the project was done in the first place, you'll know that "Bianca" was produced to be a segment within the "Four In Chicago" collaborative film project.  I wasn't strong-armed into it; I gladly volunteered to be a part of it.  Were there moments when I wondered why in the hell I had done this to myself?  Well, duh.  But I went full blast into this collaboration and the rest is deeply obscure, indie film history.  I don't typically do romantic comedy material.  I thought that it would be a challenge.  I was right about that.

Do I regret it?

No, no, no.  Absolutely not.

Yes, I did go into debt for a while over this project (I don't enjoy doing that--I prefer to stay exactly on budget) but I learned a crapload of "What Not To Do" when it comes to technical aspects.  Sometimes "What Not To Do"'s are just as valuable as "How To"'s.

"Bianca" has a lot of "What Not To Do"'s.  But there are, however, some strong points:  the actors, some of the aesthetics are strong, the costumes are cool, the writing works, the tone works, the music works, I did some good directing throughout most of it (trying to nail that cheesy 80's-style vibe that inspired this project, i.e. "Heathers", "Girls Just Want To Have Fun", etc.) so it wasn't a total trainwreck.  But could it have been better with some more time and care (and advertising!  and technical finessing!) put into it?  Undoubtedly.  "Bianca" has its reckless moments.  Despite the negatives, I still like "Bianca".  I hope that you like "Bianca" too.  At least give her a try.  Pretty please?

I've talked a little bit (not a lot, obviously) about "Bianca" with my friends, family, and a few other film people.  They've said "Well, why don't you spend some time advertsing it?  That way more people will watch it, you'll get more hits, more people will enjoy it, it will be closer to the worth of the time/energy/money you spent on it, etc., etc.  Enter it into film festivals, especially festivals centered on comedy.".  You get the jist.  I don't do film festivals when it comes to very small/ short film/low-low-budget projects like "Forgive Me, Bianca" because I don't have time for that.  For bigger projects coming up, sure I'll (begrudgingly) do the film festival thing, but I'm not going to be going down that route every time a new little project pops up.  The entry fee's are annoying, the paperwork is obnoxious, and I don't know that I'll actually be able to show up to the theater on that day (I work full-time--more than full-time, actually--and I have grad school; my schedule is as ruthless as a medieval demon).

I don't have the time to dedicate to "Bianca".  It's now an old project.

TAKE NOTE, INDIE FILMMAKERS:

Do not overload on projects.  Films (and people) suffer when you are trying to tackle too many films.

Over the last few years, this has been my biggest mistake.  I didn't spend enough time making some projects and I didn't spend enough time promoting some (okay, all actually) projects.

My world is Go Go Go Go Go! all the fucking time.  Even though I'm straightedge (no alcohol, no drugs), I have always been able to relate to cokeheads because we're sort of on the same wavelength (see upcoming film:  "Secretly Crazy").

The rest of 2012 and all of 2013 will continue on the same batshit Go Go Go Go Go! rocket trail, filled with numerous film projects, that was carved out back in 2010.  So, really, I'm being a hypocrite.

But after the "Secretly Crazy" feature film is done being promoted, I look forward to slowing things down a bit and putting more love, care, time, and prioritizing into upcoming projects.  One or two projects a year is fine.  5 or 6 is just fucking stupid.

"Forgive Me, Bianca" comes from the 5 or 6 projects a year plan.

As a short(ish) film, it has entertainment value but it could have been produced better and it should have been promoted as an enjoyable piece of indie cheese.

But it's too late now because it's time to move on to other projects.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Oh, "Alice"....


Through the (cracked) looking glass.....

One more glimpse at "Go Ask Alice in Wonderland (Cliff Notes Edit)".  Watch it HERE.

Because it's the end of summer, and because it's just for fun, I thought that we should have one more step into Wonderland.  Let's put the proverbial cap on this conversation.

This film (if that's what we should call it) is from 2010 (in truth, it was really made in 2008).

The "Buckles and Breadbowls" documentary will be online in September.  I'm busy as hell right now, we were going to do a re-feature on "Go Ask Alice...." anyway, so here it is. I was going to do it next month but I'm having these two project features switch places instead.

It all boils down to timing.

So.....what about "Alice"?

It feels like we made "Alice" 15 years ago.  In truth, it is closer to 5 years ago.

The whole rundown with the story about this project, the whole Making Of trainwreck associated with it (a dying camera, crazy weather, wiped-out audio, and so on) is detailed on the official page for this project HERE.

Wowza......

I just watched it recently (the first time in a long time) and has sort of an early Internet 2.0 junkiness that makes sense for when it was made.  Very meme, "Funny Or Die", photobomb-y, WTF-y, LOLCats, that type of shit.

I kind of like it because it's so weird and off-center.

It's obvious that she's supposed to be a drug addict from the get-go, so at least that's established early on and helps explain the tone of the overall video.

The messiness of it (it was conceived to be that way) is too too much.  The fact that the story (and the project) is supposed to be "fucked up" could have been approached with a bit more digestible subtlety.....but  (clearly) it's too late now.

The actors (especially Britney Collins) are great.  Britney is always kind of perfect and has an understanding of complex comedic tonalities that could throw other people off.  She's dependable and I love working with her (I look forward to working with her again on upcoming projects).  Michael Marius Massett as the White Rabbit is brilliant too--like Britney, he's dependably wonderful in everything he does.

The editing of "Alice" is obnoxious and the camera work ranges from surprisingly attractive to straight-up crapola.  No consistency in those areas.....

But whatever.

It's an old, deeply imperfect project, it's fun, and people like it when they're high.  Maybe that's the only time they can understand what's going on with it.

"Alice" will always hold a special place in my heart.....but a place in my heart that doesn't necessarily have the best table and lighting.  The cheap seats.  That's fine for "Alice".

Sunday, July 29, 2012

The Baby Magic "See Means Yes" music video


This isn't the first video that we've done together and it won't be our last.


Lots of different locations but (as always) a breeze.

Throw some "Dora The Explorer", a reel of lost ABBA footage from 1974, a plastic figurine of Marty Moose from your last trip to Walley World, a busted Rosetta Stone kit from your neighbor's garage sale, and half a packet of Fruit Punch Kool-Aid mix into an Indiana Jones thermos, shake it around for about 10 seconds while humming that "It's A Small World" song followed by The Beach Boys' "California Girls" and what you'll end up with is (essentially) the music video for "See Means Yes" from The Baby Magic album "Whoopsy Daisy".

Very Special Thanks to the wonderful K. Kriesel and Lolah DeLo for their contributions to this project.  "See Means Yes" premiered online July 21st, 2012.

Watch the music video for "See Means Yes" right HERE and enjoy!

The Baby Magic:

http://thebabymagicmusic.bandcamp.com/





The Baby Magic "It's Hard Pissing With A Boner" music video


The Baby Magic just wants you to keep that little tidbit of knowledge in mind the next time you're multitasking.

Performance footage recorded at The Empty Bottle in Chicago, November 15th, 2009.  The video premiered online February 18th, 2010.

Watch it HERE.

Enjoy more of The Baby Magic:
http://thebabymagicmusic.bandcamp.com/

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Where The Embers Fall "Fleeting Moments" music video


Easy, quick, and thoroughly enjoyable shoot with Jennifer and Kevin of Where The Embers Fall.

Our main visual/tonal ques for this project came from Depeche Mode and Peter Murphy music videos (along with videos by The Smiths, Morrissey, Human League, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Cranberries, and The Cocteau Twins) for a constrasting raw/refined black-and-white series of scenes featuring technical performances and fantasyscapes.  Since our influences for the video were, primarily, projects from the late 1980's and early/mid 1990's, we wanted to create something that we felt was a visual tribute to that era and those genres of dark-toned rock and electronica music-making.

From a visual standpoint, I wanted to include that elegant, unusual, postmodern mixture of industrial and Victorian that is one of the trademarks of this band.  Their look is extremely modern gothic and turn-of-the-20th Century; American and European.  How they're able to make that work for them (and they DO, definitely) is one of the things that I find really interesting about them.  They make it seem strangely effortless and natural; a beautiful collision of the past, present, and future.

But what I love most about them is their music.  I certainly tried to make the visual aspects of this video a good link to the sound and feeling of this particular song.  Violin alongside steely, delicate electronica?  Count me in.
Everything was shot in Battle Creek, Michigan in May, 2012.


As I expected, Where The Embers Fall was a dream to work with.

The music video for "Fleeting Moments" is right HERE.  It premiered online June 20th, 2012.

Where The Embers Fall website:  http://wheretheembersfall.com/

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Head Case

Making indie films is stressful. From the money to the production itself to releasing them to arranging the right exhibition spaces for screenings.

But as long as you think ahead (and by "ahead" I'm talking months and sometimes even years) you're in a much better place with getting it all figured out. Deal with the ugly aspects of it, straight on, along with the more fun parts. Don't delude yourself when it comes to money and scheduling.....EVER.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Straight On Til Mourning: Revisiting "Second Star"

The main page for this project is HERE which has a link to the film, photos, the new image used for posters and postcards, the new reviews, and the initial director's notes.

I just watched the film again a few days ago and I actually like it better now than when I first released it online. It's an ugly, flawed, little art film but it's also pretty cool and definitely strange. The concept and the emotions behind it emerged out of a certain wavelength and, if I was going to do that film, I had to do it at that particular point and just go through with it.

Could I make "Second Star" now?

No, actually I don't think so. It came out of a certain time and place. It's a mood piece that belongs to a specific point in the past. It's fine for what it is and when it was made. It's fine as itself. The way it is is the way that it's meant to be.

"Second Star" SHOULD be flawed, queasy, and tilted. That's the film, that's the story.

I know that some people REALLY like this film (thank you!), some aren't into it at all, and/or they're confused by it (me too, by the way....) but I kind of love it for what it is. Clearly, now is the perfect time of year to revisit "Second Star"--to push it out there again, to give it full attention for one more month of repromotion, before we move on to some other things.

"Come, come thou bleak December wind,
And blow the dry leaves from the tree!
Flash, like a Love-thought, thro' me, Death
And take a Life that wearies me."


--Fragment 3, Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Thursday, December 1, 2011

"Four In Chicago" collaborative film project

Four independent Chicago filmmakers. Four different stories about love.

"Four In Chicago", a collaborative omnibus film project created and conceptualized by Kyle Romaneck, premiered online in November 2011.

Click on the titles to watch and read about each film within the "Four In Chicago" project:

* "On The Lips" written and directed by Peter Kallstrom
Véronique is a French photographer who has recently immigrated to Chicago with her lover, Olivier. Caught between adapting to life in a new city and her overactive imagination, their true intimacy is revealed when the events of an afternoon cause the lines between reality and fantasy to become irrevocably blurred.

* "Miriam Syndrome" written and directed by Lauren Hearter
When professional counseling and pills galore simply aren't enough, Miriam Weems decides to take a stronger initiative.....

* "Forgive Me, Bianca" written and directed by Derek Quint
An old, dead relationship goes from wrong to worse when a fashion designer rediscovers a very sinister gift certificate.

* "Wonderboy" written and directed by Kyle Romaneck
A young man masquerades as a famous artist in order to impress an aspiring journalist.

Monday, November 21, 2011

"Forgive Me, Bianca"

Mafia, Mayhem, and Couture Catastrophes!

A sinister gift certificate creates (more) chaos in the life of a Chicago fashion designer in crisis.

a web miniseries by Derek Quint

"Forgive Me, Bianca" Part 1

"Forgive Me, Bianca" Part 2

"Forgive Me, Bianca" Part 3

"Forgive Me, Bianca" Part 4

"Forgive Me, Bianca" Part 5


This project premiered online in November 2011.


cast:

Jessica Harris-McGeehan as Bianca Cardone
Joette Waters as Grandma Lucrezia Cardone
Heather Dorff as Ingrid
Michael Marius Massett as Georgie Darvus
Michael Moody as Frankie Manara
Gabe Smith as Tommy McBride
Brittany Collins as Bethany McBride
Michael Centomani as Silvio Manara
Ashley Anderson as Lacey Popowski
Gerald O. Heller as Cesare Cardone
Chad Lee Green as Bethany McBride's Boyfriend

music:

"Prosperina" from "Signor Quel Infelice"
composed by Claudio Monteverdi
performed by Anna Simboli

"Polovetsian Dances"
composed by Alexander Borodin
performed by DHS Symphony Orchestra, 2008

"Le Nozze di Figaro" No. 11 from "Porgi, Amor"
composed by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and Lorenzo Da Ponte
performer unknown

"Colliders in Retrograde"
composed and performed by Chad Nini

"Roman Carnival Overture" Op. 9
composed by Hector Berlioz
performer unknown

"Mulabeatz"
composed and performed by Elijah Vance
MusicLab (Come On)

"Tango de Manzana", "Presenterator", "Hot Swing", "Tiny Fugue",
"Covert Affair", "Hustle", "Matt's Blues", "Cut and Run", and "Niles Blues"
composed and performed by Kevin MacLeod

special thanks to:

Matt Labuguen, James Sommerfeldt, The Quints and family, Pompeii Restaurant Chicago, Potbelly's, Best Buy, Kevin MacLeod, Chad's Nephew, The Chicago Art Institute, Graceland Cemetery, Macy's, SoundDogs, MusOpen, and all "extras"

This web miniseries (well, the short film that I re-edited to be a web miniseries) was originally created as a short film--one of the segments in an omnibus film project called "Four In Chicago" which was a group of Windy City indie directors working within a themic framework (the story MUST take place in Chicago, the story MUST include some kind of romantic intrigue). Four short films, around 20 minutes each, becoming an 80-minute feature film.


But, of course, each segment should be able to stand up on its own as a short film. And then you snap all the pieces of the puzzle together to create a fuller picture.

So everyone did their thing and now our projects are on their own to do with them as we choose.

Originally, "Forgive Me, Bianca" was edited down to a 20-minute version but now I've put up the full story which is closer to 40 minutes.

This project was shot "Quick and Dirty", meaning we all just went for it, dove in, minimum fuss. It was an "experiment" (for better or for worse....) in some respects. Nothing makes me more irritated than overly-precious delicate daffodil imagery (I like my visuals to be at least a little bit rough around the edges) so the wreckless approach worked in the visual respect but, definitely, there were sound issues because we shot in some challenging enviornments.

Do you understand why most productions shoot within sound studios? Now you know.

Audio is extremely difficult and humblingly unpredictable. Sometimes the shotgun microphone was perfect. Other times it's like it said "Fuck you, Derek!" for it's own mysterious reasons. Ugh. And, during the production, my old/reliable/sentimental camera decided to retire out on location (nice!) so I had to get a new camera. What a wonderful experience.

Sometimes these production edges worked by giving the story a noisy realism that helps balance out the over-the-topness of it all but there are moments where I'm concerned that some vital details are clouded by the audio murk. Noisy, chaotic enviornments can be fun to shoot in but they're best left for primarily visual/action scenes or scenes intentionally calling for chaotic audio. Any substantial discussions or longer conversations are best left for more mellow/controllable enviornments.

It's just a small, silly, experimental project so it's not the end of the world but.....for future reference, I have to be more cautious and choosey when it comes to dialogue-heavy scenes and where they're shot.

It was fun being an adventurer filmmaker, all guerilla, but sometimes taking the Whatever Happens Happens approach can whack you in the face (or, in this case, in the audio). So, really, the wildman stuff is best left in small doses. For big, serious projects? Don't even think about it.

For visual stuff, go for it. For conversational scenes, take a safer path.

Okay, the story.

I wanted to do SOMETHING Italian mafia related for my Chicago love story segment. Naturally, right? It plays up the city's history and allows for danger, drama, and (yes) some comedic potential.
So nothing too serious.

Even though "Forgive Me, Bianca" takes place in 2011(ish), I wanted some 80's/early 90's cheese cinema flavor to it. Irreverent, casual, silly, and with people overreacting to situations. Suburban and urban. Grungy but slyly glam.

In my head during the writing and filming of "Forgive Me, Bianca":

"Dynasty", "Dallas", "Married To The Mob", "Saved By The Bell", "Heathers", "Weird Science", "Pretty In Pink", "Goodfellas", "Adventures In Babysitting" (underrated), "Beverly Hills Cop", everything John Waters, everything Gregg Araki (clearly.......), "Escape From Witch Mountain" (the original one), Hanna-Barbera animations.

Cartoony and over-the-top was the order of the day.

All the actors were a total dream to work with. Everyone went WAY above and beyond what they needed to contribute, energy and bravery-wise. This was a weird project (tonally) but all the actors completely "got" what I was looking for. Once again, I was LUCKY to have such a generous, deeply talented cast to work with. What more can a painfully indie indie filmmaker ask for? Tons of $ tossed at a project means nothing if the casting isn't right. And, whatever I can bellyache about audio issues, I have to say that the casting for "Bianca" was flawless because everyone involved wrapped themselves in their characters and didn't look back.


"Forgive Me, Bianca" is punk filmmaking and I had a fantastic time doing it. I like it--it's a lot of fun. After watching it with a few small groups here and there, I know that (once again) the pot brownies crowd will be able to sink their teeth into it. Because, apparently, I make films for a few extremely stoned 17-year-old art geeks. That's my demographic according to the emails and whatnot. And I wouldn't change a thing!

"Forgive Me, Bianca" is appropriate for woozy 3am viewing.

But be sure to keep with the theme--chow down on some cheap garlic bread and spaghetti along with your magic brownies.

As Grandma Lulu would say: "Is that too much to ask?"